As agreed upon and written by three little scheisters who have given up artificial colors, artificial flavors, most added preservatives, most grains, sugar, and dairy because they felt sorry for vegetables and fruits feeling so left out.
♥ Please remember that straws make everything better?
♥ Please make hot cocoa on cold and snowy days? (We use coconut milk.)
♥ Make fun and yummy smoothies?
♥ Use fun and colorful cups?
♥ Buy yummy fruits like bananas, apples, and grapefruit?
♥ Occasionally let us have cookies, cake, cupcakes, ice cream, Lara bars, and juice? (Almonds and almond flour to the rescue.)
♥ Let us make our own soup or let us add some stuff to it until we like it?
♥ Make a face with vegetables on our plates?
There you have it. That’s what three kids, ages 9, 8, and 4 said they wanted to help them eat “healthy.” (The word “healthy” is a four-letter word in my house, a waste of breath and proper vocabulary. Teeth on edge feeling: Ditch the Word “Healthy.”)
“Mom, when I’m BIG, I’M going to eat WHATEVER I want.” —-Sure. It’ll go great with your pink hair, all black clothes, and new boyfriend. Go for it. At this time, my job will already have been reduced to “advisor-when-asked” anyhow. The many nights you climbed into my bed will be long forgotten until you decide to complete the circle with scheisters of your own.